My daughter told me this joke. I think it’s cute. My husband does not.
Two football fans… wait for it… walk into a bar. One has a UT hat on, the other an AUBURN hat. The bartender asks the one with the Auburn hat, “What does that word AUBURN stand for?”
The gentleman replied, “Alabama Usually Beats Us Round November.”
“Ah,” said the bartender. And then turning to the UT fan, he asked, “And what does UT stand for?”