Lalala lovely day pretty yellow flag big fluffy clouds.
People buying fish for bait and everybody has them but we don’t know what kind they are because we’re tourists, and oooo it’s like Sharknado hahaha can I take a picture of your fish on it’s hook there? Uh, sure, I guess. Is it alive? Is it dead? I don’t know, but it’s in the sky. And a dragonfly. We have dragonflies in TN, but not against a sea green background we don’t.
And a dolphin or maybe it’s a porpoise? I want to hold it.
Look, there we are, our reflections, in the water.
Then very worried man, very worried, on the beach like, “There is a tornado.” And we moved so fast, we were like booking it across the sand, and I actually thought we might die this day. My daughter asked, “Why are all those people still just sitting there on the beach?” And I said, “I don’t know, but that’s their choice.” Even though I thought they were all making very, very poor choices. All those innocent children.
And then we were like spinning out of the parking lot speeding past people going toward the tornado, and people standing around. I was all like these people are idiots!!
But then my husband’s phone somehow told him it was a waterspout. That waterspouts dissipate quickly once over land, and it did, it did dissipate, in front of our very eyes.
We were out of breath. We were so wet and sandy, cause, you know, you don’t take the time to rinse or dry off when a tornado is coming.
People were probably either like:
Why is that minivan streaking out of here like that?